Man Crush for all of the following...
Calvin Johnson
Holy tits. Really Calvin? How does that happen? 96 catches. 1681 yards. 16 touchdowns. In college, while playing Madden, I created a perfect Wide Receiver named Sticky McGoodhands. He was about 7 feet tall, weighed like 250-some pounds, and was maxed out in every skill category possible. He was unstoppable in the game and seemed like an impossibility to exist in real life. This season, Megatron made McGoodhands look like a bitch. We may never see another wide receiver in our generation that is this dominating. Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, and... well, that's it. If I get a top 5 pick next year, you can be sure that I will be looking his way. 
Arian Foster
Everyone was scared that Foster would be a one hit wonder, myself included. 1,840 total yards, 12 TDs, 53 catches. All of this done in the span of 13 games with a scrub at QB and few options at receiver to take the pressure off him. I can't imagine taking anyone before him on a PPR league. 
Cam Newton
Ok. Fine. I was wrong. Mark it down. It will never happen again. I fully expected this guy to be unemployed failure hanging out with JaMarcus Russell. Instead, he put on the single most impressive rookie fantasy campaign of our generation at any position. Possibly in history. Maybe he will tank next year. And if he does, I will go down with the ship. I am all in on this kid. He went to the fucking Panthers and made Enron stock look like Apple stock. Imagine what he can do with a full training camp. Remember that time that Jimmy Clausen said he was still competing for the starting job at the beginning camp last year. Ha ha. Nice joke Jimmy, now go fetch me a hot pocket bitch. |
